Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Behold, New Road

Timidity times ten:
tepid Tervis Tumblers
tear the trousers Tom tried
on
he hushed himself
how horrible has
this
been?

"I want to dig myself a hole
in the Scotts tough turf right about now.
I don't think I can make it past side dish X"
"Try this script on for size:
a man is dials the wrong number and its
his ex-lover's new number. They talk about
the old times.
Then, you hear a horrible cry and you find
out the woman has been hit by a motor vehicle
as she was filling up the generator for her ice cream
truck."
"Wait, this sucks; stop telling me this script."
"Man, this is the same shit I've been talking to my
shrink about. A sort of intellectual imminent domain;
like if the government bought all the Beatles songs
and chopped and screwed them for a Marines commercial
because by then the post-20th-century blackness
would have totally been imbued and thus transfigured
into the actual agglomerated consciousness of post-post
bullshit like "hey we heard that people used to love the
Beatles" like we do with Count Basie now. Every time
I try to pitch anything, it turns into a theft and bereavement."
"Man, will you lay OFF man!"

The End

The Inundation of Old Butler

progressive thinktank,
rolls on
sweeping the appalachian tail
"we're going to tame this river"

a slow inundation
a murky sumbersion
a drafty house
hidden

until 1983

"an electrified home for every man"
and we all know that Tate and Davidson
and the rest who transgressed and fled
the synchronicity of a new era
knew it would come to this

RELOCATION SERVICES
on the side of a flat bed truck

"we've got kin buried here."
"we're relocating them too."
and here's the line about
the permanence of the dead

now they'll have to float on top
where the bargemaster smokes his pipe
and the mates think they see something in the morning mist
those diesel babies shooting pulses
down to the diamond where the Watauga boys played

It's only land!

home is where the heart is
but if your heart's in the very soil?

in silt, it sinks

Things I Saw On My Walk

the sad origami of a crumpled receipt
a pile of rubble leaning agasint the shell of a payphone stand
rusted-out 100 spoke wheels
my empty bike basket; my book, stolen.

a fat sorority girl
a dogwood petal melee
a man replacing an intricate neon sign
I smelled my old house

a hawk circling 4th and Church
ICP chain on a neck
the delicate shoulders on many office ladies
perky half windsors on many young bucks

worming it to the yachtyard

two window washers cleansing the side of a building
so high

Things I Saw On My Lunch Break

A chubby pigeon
ubiquitous black Tahoes
"If it doesn't walk, we'll bring out the chalk." - Chicago Crime Lab t-shirt
the struts and sideways glances of several black men
white Nashvillian men on the brink of being Tony Blair's stylist
a man dancing and brushing his teeth simultaneously - the froth, a second beard
coal miners and kin marching in unison on a pedestrian path
a T3 Terminator Edition Toyota Tundra with vanity plate reading "PINCH"
a fat man in a red blazer
a prostitute shirking her duties, reclining in the park
my rusty bike looking useful and by its utility, beautiful
a million goatees
four high-toned children holding hands
FEMA backpacks slung on the shoulders of the indigent
a Dawn in poverty
a few dozen men who wouldn't mind punching another
a few dozen men with slob fathers
100 addicts
a Shriner's van
a schoolbus full of laughing children
Nathan delivering packages on his bicycle
a lovely day

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dork Lord II

My mother's voodoo
dwells, still, in my life narrative
"she really pissed in some Comet household cleaner
to see if you were a boy or a girl"
like what the fuck
I'm sick of vacant luck
balls on the bumper truck
whacked out kids on the halfshell
listening to Icky Thump
George Jones never had it this hard
and his was self-aggrandized
on a stage where the rose tattoo
meets the barbed wire baby boy
tears and fears and dreary days
Nerf gun boom boom
and I have a feeling my children
might get into noise music
and I have a feeling my children
will hate me

"she also did something with a spoon and her round young tummy."
"I think she rubbed it and then saw if it stuck on some onyx or something."

through the hollow door you
punched

through the glazed days you
worried
too much

a real man makes his own sleeves
the safari gentleman said to his wife (about the piled up African):
"He looks like tripod covered in dreadlocks."
African:
"He's going to wake up one day and find himself in a hollow near the river all covered in Patagonia."

"Yeah he ripped out the seats of his Lexus and made a rope and hung himself with it. I can't believe something like that would happen here."

in her pupils, a blue hurricane
The Spirit
furious interiors
she's hard up on clarification like
a bouncy ball in the booth at
McDonalds