Meerschaum is Seafoam

Dark Turquoise(Dress Shirt and Matching Tie)
I'm looking in the mirror and what I see is
going to get the ladies this night

Cuban links
on Cuban links
tiny umbrellas in the drinks
tiny women puking drinks

I say this to myself:
I AM THE GREATEST
MY SWAG IS UPON ONE MILLION
MY JORDAN COLOGNE
IS STILL POTENT
I HATH
NO FEAR
IN THE FACE OF THE
VARIOUS AND SUNDRY
WOMEN,
MOST OF WHOM SHALL DENY ME THREE TIMES
BEFORE THE COCK CROWS

THE TIGERMART IS MY BITCH
NOBODY HAS EVER CRIED BEHIND THIS TIGERMART
BUT I WILL MAKE A HOE CRY THERE IN THIS NIGHT
FROM MY PASSING BODY IN TIME AND SPACE
AND THE WAFT OF MY JORDAN COLOGNE

IT WILL BE TOO COLOSSAL A SIGHT
THE MAGNUM SUN MIGHT FIT ONE MILLION EARTHS
AND PRO ATHLETES MIGHT BE MY AGE
BUT MY SWAGGER IS UPON
100 TRILLION
DUE TO THE FACT
THAT THERE ARE 100 TRILLION CELLS
IN MY MAGNIFICENT BODY
AND EACH CELL IS ZEN JIGGLING
"DON'T READ THIS LIKE SOME SORT OF LAST NOTE"

THENI pulled up to the scene with my ceiling missing holy GaWd
there's a bad one
she bad
my bad.I knew ya in da womba
(my "-as")
goon mode
lol
rite

okay mane
ya duh

wass
maximum domination

llama money

spiting at ewe

mane
mane
mane
mane
mane
mane
mane"and the mane was struck by his own
mortality behind the Tigermart and he cried"


"and the mane was underwhelmed"